IT’S ALMOST DECEMBER!
There are some things I don’t understand in life. The first thing would probably be why so many people in this universe don’t want eternal life.
Once I get over that, however, the second thing I can’t understand is why flat screen TV stands are made to look just like a shorter version of your typical dresser.
Case in point:
(Okay, so the drawers have windows.)
Probably the third thing I don’t understand at this point is why I’m writing this blog post when I have a lab exam in one hour.
Finally and unrelated, it slipped my mind to mention that our beloved Chocolate Contest will end on Sunday December 5th. Now, I have to confess that I haven’t been able to get a hold of these companies recently, and it has occurred to me that if the contest falls through, you will all be incredibly malevolent towards me and I will have nothing to hold in my defense except the emails they sent me promising me product. In that case I’ll probably be really upset and really sad for you and really want to send all of you a consolation prize of chocolate chocolate chocolate but instead, let’s just hope that these companies get back to me soon, hmm?
Please don’t hurt me. I like cats.
LOL! This is exactly why I’ve missed you! Your posts always make me laugh, and you’re just being you, cute, innocent Aletheia.
Eternal life: that would depend on whether everybody would have it or just me. If it’s just me, I wouldn’t want it. That would mean I’d have to watch all my loved ones die. Too sad to go through.
I DEMAND CHOCOLATE! lol. Just kidding. I’m sure everyone would understand. No worries.
PS
I am in love with those adorable fluffy white ones with blue eyes. Those ones on that toilet paper commercial.
Screw my dog idea, get a cat
PPS
Oh how I’ve missed your posts.
Oh my gosh, you make me absolutely laugh out loud! I love this post. I won’t be malevolent, I promise.
I’m a bit malevolent right now because you’ve been just about completely MIA, except for a few scattered posts here and there. You must give me more concrete ways to stalk you, my dear.
And. I’m staying here for winter break. You coming?
Ahhh hahaha HAAAA! Oh Aletheia, I’ve missed my Aletheia-induced guffawing fits. You always think of things that I never would have through of but are just so. danged. true. Why do TV stands look like little dressers with windows? Do people like to feel they can store clothes in them in an emergency? These questions will haunt me ’til the end of my days. Or least until I get chocolate … KIDDING! Don’t worry about the contest, Aletheia – no one will mind if the contest falls through. We’re all just so thrilled that we get to read your wonderful wit again!
Also, I love cats, too! I grew up with cats and loved ‘em like none other. Peter’s a dog person, but I could happily like with both. I take back my dog suggestion in my last comment – you should totally get a cat! If you like dog-like cats, get a Maine Coon – otherwise, get what you want. Just no bugs!
Haha no worries about the malevolent thing
I hope that lab exam went well!